I am sooooo totally sick of hearing the word, "no". How about breaking down & buying me some cat furniture of my own so that I have somewhere better to sharpen my claws than your good couch?

HELLO?? Are you AWARE that I have a birthday? Might I suggest you have the common courtesy to buy me some cat toys & gifts for the auspicious occasion??

Did you know the Surgeon General recommends at least 20 hours of sleep a day for cats? I didn't think so. Get me a new cat bed, dammit!

My place in the Hamptons bores me. I need something local. My real estate agent recommended these kitty condos.

Cat Trees, please.

News Flash! I don't enjoy eating out of a CAN! These designer cat food bowls meet my standards.

I'm feeling rustic yet stylish. Pick me up one of these luxury pet tents, please.

I feel so bloated lately. My personal trainer told me to get a kitty gym, or else.